Every Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday I will post stories from my childhood. Every story is at least half true. One out of every four stories (or once a week, if you didn't catch that) I post is complete, unadulterated (but embellished!) fact.
Feel free to speculate which ones are true and which ones aren't, but if you ask me, I'll just claim they're all completely real, because I'm a dirty, filthy liar.
Friday, July 15, 2011
My book is about to be published!
Now, you don't HAVE to like it, and I will totally understand if you don't, but for every person that likes it, I kill one fewer kitten.
And I'm not going to tell you how many kittens I have.